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mutedtempest...because I had a nightmare and am too scared to go back to sleep.
If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
Holy shit. Immaculate conception! Looks like that Jesus dude wasn't the messiah after all, huh? IN YOUR FACE, Christians!
When was the last time you flew in a plane?
December 2007, coming home from Scotland
What did the last text message you sent say?
I don't have texting enabled on my phone, so N/A
What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Eyes, smile, sense of humor, loyalty, not being a hypocrite.
What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
getting out of America because it's gonna get nuked, earning my degree
Shoe size?
well, it used to be a 6, but now that my feet are swollen to extremes it's probably a lot higher
Been to Mexico?
no, but it's on the agenda
When is the last time you had a massage?
Laurel, hotel room in Chicago on a choir trip in 2002. lol
What was the last TV show you watched?
Not a show, but Team America: World Police is on now
What are your plans for the weekend?
it's half over now, but tomorrow I plan to work on my fanfic, watch Buffy and jog if my feet aren't so swollen. If they are, I'll spend a lot of time in bed trying to get the swelling to go down.
If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
Considering I don't have one, my answer would be no. lol
What is in the back seat of your car right now?
don't have a car
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
sleeping off a low
If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
I don't want one.
Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope. no desire to go.
What is the best ice cream flavor?
none, i hate ice cream, too cold and hurts to eat it. But if I was forced, Whitey's chocolate marshmallow malt.
What is the last sporting event you watched?
Cards game
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I think it was Jon
Ever go camping?
Yes. I hated it because it was with my parents, and instead of us going HOME like civilized people on Sunday, i had to shower at the campsite and my fat bitch stepmom drove me from Scott County Park to school on Monday. It was horrible. I'd like to go with friends though...too bad I don't have any. lol
What color is your watch?
Brown leather strap with a green face. i adore it.
Last phone call?
Morph, to go on and on forever about some damn thing.
Are you allergic to anything?
bee and wasp stings. Not severely, but yeah. Also allergic to codeine, I was never so sick in my life as when I was given Tylenol 3 after my burn. Oh god.
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My Nike grey trail runners. They fit me perfectly...or at least they did before this fucking swelling deal.
What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
I dunno. i learn stuff about life all the time.
Do you own an iPod?
No...and since I hate Apple, I never will. iPods suck.
Do any of your friends have children?
several. not close ones, but like, acquaintances from high school.
What do you do at work?
basically, i write lesbian smut. And I study, the feds give me money for that.
Who was your last kiss?
Lars. He's been the only one so far...shame he's a gaymo.
How did you get one of your scars?
lol, I have one high on my cheek from a kid throwing a roofing tile at me like it was a frisbee. That hurt like a mother.
What is your moms name?
Terri Lynn
Are you ticklish?
very, very, very much so
Ever cried for no reason?
Yes. Despite appearances, I am in fact a girl.
Ever broken a bone?
just a couple of toes, and I think they were more sprained than broken. Whatever, I got out of gym class. lol
Do you have any piercings?
just the ears. not a big fan of piercings, i have extremely sensitive skin so they always get infected.
Have you ever changed clothes while driving?
No. I have a driving phobia so i never do.
Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Gross, but yes.
What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
I only eat there if I have no other quick options, or if I'm low, lol. Probably something off the Dollar Menu. I'm cheap.
Can you do the Crank Dat dance?
I don’t dance
What is your favorite color to wear?
brown, dark grey, black...anything dark, really. and no I'm not goth or emo, I am fat.
What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
To England...about 12 hours all told
What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
Took a Greyhound to South Carolina to see Jen, back when I thought there might be something there. Turns out she was with her incredibly controlling girlfriend the entire time. Oh well. The trip took 2 days.
What are your turn-offs?
hypocrites. those who feel superior to others. people who cannot forgive. people how are completely selfish. People who smell bad. People who are completely unmotivated to change their position in life, yet bitch about said position all the fucking time. People who yell. Ignorance with no desire to correct it.
What was your 1st alcoholic beverage?
lol, probably my dad's Smirnoff. I used to sneak gulps from the bottle in our living room closet when I was like 6.
What was your last alcoholic beverage?
Jack.
What are you craving right now?
a cuddle session. or just a hug.
Holy shit. Immaculate conception! Looks like that Jesus dude wasn't the messiah after all, huh? IN YOUR FACE, Christians!
When was the last time you flew in a plane?
December 2007, coming home from Scotland
What did the last text message you sent say?
I don't have texting enabled on my phone, so N/A
What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Eyes, smile, sense of humor, loyalty, not being a hypocrite.
What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
getting out of America because it's gonna get nuked, earning my degree
Shoe size?
well, it used to be a 6, but now that my feet are swollen to extremes it's probably a lot higher
Been to Mexico?
no, but it's on the agenda
When is the last time you had a massage?
Laurel, hotel room in Chicago on a choir trip in 2002. lol
What was the last TV show you watched?
Not a show, but Team America: World Police is on now
What are your plans for the weekend?
it's half over now, but tomorrow I plan to work on my fanfic, watch Buffy and jog if my feet aren't so swollen. If they are, I'll spend a lot of time in bed trying to get the swelling to go down.
If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
Considering I don't have one, my answer would be no. lol
What is in the back seat of your car right now?
don't have a car
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
sleeping off a low
If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
I don't want one.
Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope. no desire to go.
What is the best ice cream flavor?
none, i hate ice cream, too cold and hurts to eat it. But if I was forced, Whitey's chocolate marshmallow malt.
What is the last sporting event you watched?
Cards game
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I think it was Jon
Ever go camping?
Yes. I hated it because it was with my parents, and instead of us going HOME like civilized people on Sunday, i had to shower at the campsite and my fat bitch stepmom drove me from Scott County Park to school on Monday. It was horrible. I'd like to go with friends though...too bad I don't have any. lol
What color is your watch?
Brown leather strap with a green face. i adore it.
Last phone call?
Morph, to go on and on forever about some damn thing.
Are you allergic to anything?
bee and wasp stings. Not severely, but yeah. Also allergic to codeine, I was never so sick in my life as when I was given Tylenol 3 after my burn. Oh god.
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My Nike grey trail runners. They fit me perfectly...or at least they did before this fucking swelling deal.
What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
I dunno. i learn stuff about life all the time.
Do you own an iPod?
No...and since I hate Apple, I never will. iPods suck.
Do any of your friends have children?
several. not close ones, but like, acquaintances from high school.
What do you do at work?
basically, i write lesbian smut. And I study, the feds give me money for that.
Who was your last kiss?
Lars. He's been the only one so far...shame he's a gaymo.
How did you get one of your scars?
lol, I have one high on my cheek from a kid throwing a roofing tile at me like it was a frisbee. That hurt like a mother.
What is your moms name?
Terri Lynn
Are you ticklish?
very, very, very much so
Ever cried for no reason?
Yes. Despite appearances, I am in fact a girl.
Ever broken a bone?
just a couple of toes, and I think they were more sprained than broken. Whatever, I got out of gym class. lol
Do you have any piercings?
just the ears. not a big fan of piercings, i have extremely sensitive skin so they always get infected.
Have you ever changed clothes while driving?
No. I have a driving phobia so i never do.
Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Gross, but yes.
What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
I only eat there if I have no other quick options, or if I'm low, lol. Probably something off the Dollar Menu. I'm cheap.
Can you do the Crank Dat dance?
I don’t dance
What is your favorite color to wear?
brown, dark grey, black...anything dark, really. and no I'm not goth or emo, I am fat.
What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
To England...about 12 hours all told
What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
Took a Greyhound to South Carolina to see Jen, back when I thought there might be something there. Turns out she was with her incredibly controlling girlfriend the entire time. Oh well. The trip took 2 days.
What are your turn-offs?
hypocrites. those who feel superior to others. people who cannot forgive. people how are completely selfish. People who smell bad. People who are completely unmotivated to change their position in life, yet bitch about said position all the fucking time. People who yell. Ignorance with no desire to correct it.
What was your 1st alcoholic beverage?
lol, probably my dad's Smirnoff. I used to sneak gulps from the bottle in our living room closet when I was like 6.
What was your last alcoholic beverage?
Jack.
What are you craving right now?
a cuddle session. or just a hug.